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and James Cooper and Radio 1 DJ Alice Levine — his friends from Leeds University — dissect his 60-year-old dad’s humorously hamfisted attempts at erotic writing. Listeners love Rocky’s descriptions of breasts hanging “freely, like pomegranates”, as well as his tendency to spend far more time discussing Belinda’s sales techniques than anything remotely raunchy. Jamie’s dad, a retired builder, uses the pen name Rocky Flintstone to pebbledash his pages with poor prose. He has three other children and works on his stories in a shed at his home on the south coast before publishing them online. Their work now has a global following which includes Hollywood stars Elijah Wood. Getty Images - WireImage. As well as Star Wars actress Daisy Ridley. Thanks to his son Jamie, his work now has a global following which includes Hollywood stars Elijah Wood and Daisy Ridley — Wood even appeared on a podcast talking about how much he loves MDWAP. Super-fans, known as Belinkers, can even deck themselves out in a range of MDWAP merchandise, available online. It all started a couple of years ago when Jamie’s dad showed him the first draft of a book he had been working on. Most of us would cringe to think of our dad coming up with a naughty novel, but fortunately Jamie saw its comic potential. Jamie’s dad, a retired builder, uses the pen name Rocky Flintstone to pebbledash his pages with poor prose. He says: “Of course I am embarrassed by my dad’s pornography. It’s only natural to be. “However, as the series has progressed I’ve found coping mechanisms. Wine, mainly. “After my initial repulsion, I just had to share it with my mates. It quickly became clear that this book was pure gold. “The world deserved to hear it. As the series has progressed I’ve found coping mechanisms. Wine, mainly. “Our only hope was that we would find a handful of like-minded listeners who found cringe-inducing dad porn as funny as we did. The laughs will keep on coming — Rocky recently polished off the fifth book in his Belinda Blinked series. Jamie says: “He’s in his pavilion as we speak, well his garden shed, bashing them out until he’s called in for tea. He’s not allowed to write in the house. Mum won’t let him. Porn loser. Rocky s erotic howlers. Underneath, covered in pubic hair, lay a small and, in Belinda terms, almost pathetic penis. “We had good old-fashioned sex. it was what we both wanted, and when you get what you want, you feel great. Belinda was immediately led to a hosepipe near the stables where the Duchess stripped her of her torn skirt and tennis shirt and hosed her down. She roughly fondled Belinda’s t**s and a** in the washing process with a long-handled brush. “Absolutely, ” Peter replied. “In fact, this afternoon we’ve just ordered 3, 000 units of your Oxy Brillo range to get you started, and my purchasing team are looking at other products of yours which will fit into our present range of kitchen utensils. ” “Wow!” Belinda gasped and opened her legs slightly. The signposts were true to their word and Belinda soon found her way to the Horse and Jockey. Belinda lay back in the leather chair and spread her legs wide as requested. Her vaginal lids popped open. He grabbed her cervix. “F*** me, Grigor. Belinda, come down on me and give me my feast. Belinda bent over and pulled the plastic handcuffs over the Duchesses ankles. The Duchess stood and stretched her cramped body. Her nipples hardened with her feeling and were now as large as the three inch rivets which held the hull of the fateful Titanic together. He began using the mud to mark Belinda’s t**s, a**, mouth and ears with symbolic signs. “Steak, a** and t**s – you can’t beat it. Jim was rubbing her just right and Belinda gave in to nature, not once but twice, before the inevitable blue ejaculation cut across her dreams. Outraged Brazilian club Sport Club Gaucho sack four players after sex video filmed in dressing room goes viral. Brazilian club Sport Club Gaucho have sacked four players after a lewd sex video has gone viral of the players from the club's dressing room. The images reportedly show one of the players performing a sex acts on two of his team-mates, while the fourth member allegedly filmed the video on his phone.

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