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I have a visceral reaction to the thought of both of those things; that reaction mainly consisting of face-scrunching, bile-creeping-up-your-throat disgust. But for Jamie Morton, this nightmare became his reality when his dad decided to pen a novel an erotic one. At least Jamie was able to turn it into something else: a podcast that’s brought joy and disgust to millions of people worldwide. My Dad Wrote A Porno features Morton with two of his best pals, Alice and James, as they work through a chapter of his dad’s erotic novel, Belinda Blinked, each week. Jamie is at the helm, reading his dad’s filthy words, and Alice and James react to the fact this man that they know, the father of their mate, writes pornography which references the engineering of the Titanic. (An extract for newbies: “Her nipples hardened with her feeling and they were now as large as the three-inch rivets which had held the hull of the fateful Titanic together. Despite the inherent mockery, the podcast is remarkably kind and loving; the successes of the show are shared and enjoyed by Morton’s dad, Rocky Flinstone. Ahead of season three of My Dad Wrote A Porno (episode one is out now!), we had a chance to talk about pen names, the best Rocky Flinstone lines, and the unexpected joy in dad-written erotica with the show s creator. Junkee: So, why podcasting? Does My Dad Wrote A Porno now take up all your time. Jamie Morton: Increasingly it’s taking up all of my time, yeah! But no, it isn’t my main job really and we kind of never wanted to make it our proper jobs. We really enjoy it as a side-project and we felt that if we started to have to rely on it too much for paying rent it would kind of lose a bit of its appeal. I’m a director and a writer in the UK normally, and I’m still doing bits of that but, to be honest with you, increasingly less and less. The show is growing and growing and we’re now releasing series three. It’s ratcheting up again so the next big chunk of time will all be dedicated to dad porn. I used to work for a writers’ festival, and we held a writing competition. A lot of entries came from retirees, I think they have time to reflect on their life and write about it and the things they’ve seen. But would you ever in a million years have expected your dad to do this, and come out with erotica. Honestly? Never. I don’t think you could ever prepare yourself for your parents to start writing erotica. He’s always been a little bit crazy, to be fair, he’s always very much been the centre of attention, and a practical joker. I never would have thought he had the discipline to write anything to be honest, let alone write something so racy, and then write it so badly. The layers of improbability are so huge. I’m a big fan and I can still say, it’s… so bad. It really is, isn’t it? It’s awful! We aren’t joking, it’s terrible. A post shared by My Dad Wrote A Porno (@mydadwrotea) on Jun 19, 2016 at 3:57am PDT. At dinner the other night my dad was explaining to my family and I what he thought phone sex was, like, people using FaceTime and the like, and it was clear he had no idea what he was talking about. It’s a bit like that with My Dad Wrote a Porno . Rocky comes out with these things and it’s it’s this mix of incredibly racy and that dad-misunderstanding of how things work. Yeah, exactly. It’s like they’ve heard something, and then they’ve taken that little grain of knowledge and created their own narrative of what that means. Like when [Rocky Flinstone] was saying about the 69 being the shape of a naked lady and I’m like… no, where have you even got that from? I mean, bless you. In a way it’s kind of comforting that he doesn’t really get a lot of stuff? At least he hasn’t been playing away for the past 20 years. I don’t think that it has any relation to my parents in any way, unless my mum is some kind of Picasso drawing. Well for me, if my dad had written this, my first instinct would be to put it down and not think too hard about what my dad and maybe my mum had gotten up to. That’s the omnipresent cloud over this whole project. But because it’s so badly written, and not even just the fact that he has trouble with grammar and spelling, but just the sex in it is so bad. I really don’t think that it has any relation to my parents in any way. Unless my mum is some kind of Picasso drawing, you know? There aren’t “vaginal lids” and breasts don’t “hang like pomegranates”. That’s not a thing! So I feel kind of ok going into it because it’s just so absurd and ludicrous that it can’t possibly be based in anything real. Speaking of “vaginal lids”, do you have a favourite line or chapter from Belinda Blinked . Mine is definitely the Titanic nipples one. I think that might be mine as well, you know? 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